Johnny had a REALLY good time

So Matt decided to take Johnny to Hooters in Iowa where the wings are small and the breasts are big!! He made a new friend, she was just being nice for the big tits,oh, I mean tips, she expected!! Think she got it... Probabaly not, because while this was going on, Mom and I were out spending all the hard earned cash at the mall, well actually at all three malls... aand Kohls... aaaand we also decided to buy out Christopher and Banks, you know mom, she can sniff out a sale miles and miles away, even in a different state!! But who am I to complain, Johnny had to tell the waitress his cards were maxed out at the malls!! She felt a little deflated after that!! ha ha (get tit !!? Johnny didn't!!!) Ho ho, I mean Ha ha ha (by the way, mom and I are laughing hysterically at our clever selves, and Oh, look at the time, it's past moms bed time, I have to help her up the stairs and tuck her in!! good night to all, I now know where I get my insanity from!!!! (this post was written by Lou and Mom, we ROCK!!)